Coconut Bikini

Simultaneously daft and adorable: the polished ends of coconuts have been laced onto tough zips and then knotted with beads onto a long cord to make the world’s tiniest beach bag.

They are exactly the right size for locker keys, a tube of sunblock and some cash, and they cry out for a bikini, one of those floaty summer coveralls and bare feet for a stroll down a tropical beach.

Please note this is almost certainly not waterproof! And watch out for monkeys that decide you’re nicking the best coconuts off the beach.